Sh*t You Can Only Say to Crossfit Girls

September 26, 2014

In our society there are certain things that are acceptable to say to a woman, and certain things that will get you a well deserved slap across the face. In the Crossfit community many of those social norms get thrown right out the window creating some very uncomfortable and awkward moments for those who aren't in the know. Here's a list of some of those things you can say to a Crossfit girl without insulting her and getting smacked.

  1. Nice rack!
  2. Hey, you want some of my meat?
  3. Your hands are so rough!
  4. Can you clean this for me?
  5. Did you gain weight?
  6. Come on, you can take it deeper than that…
  7. You’re huge!
  8. You’re a beast!
  9. Let’s tag-team Angie later.
  10. I love your man shoulders!
  11. Should you be eating that?
  12. Way to really get under that snatch.
  13. Jerk it! Faster!
  14. Those shorts are really tight on you.
  15. Your ass looks massive!

About the Author:

Caire is a crossfitter who runs her own blog The Ascent Blog that focuses on crossfit, fitness, health, and all types of outdoor activities.





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